Thursday, July 14, 2011

Why Greg Chappell is bad!

A few days back I read that Zaheer Khan has blamed Greg Chappell for his slack period. Today Harbhajan Singh has put the blame on him too. Bhajji said he would have taken 400 wickets long back if Greg was not the coach of Indian team few years ago.

I totally agree with them. Its not just Zak and Bhajji who have suffered due to Greg Chappell. There have been many more people. Lets see what they have to say:

"If not for Greg Chappel petrol would have been less than Rs.50/litre." -- Jaipal Reddy, Petroleum Minister, India.

"Greg Chappell gave us all those injections." -- Banned Indian athletes (Name witheld on request or the writer was too bored to google for them)

"Greg Chappell ordered for that Rs.36,000 per roll toilet paper." -- Suresh Kalmadi

"Greg Chappell told me that cricket balls taste like Mutton Kofta." -- Shahid Afridi

"Greg Chappell forced me to take those Rs.176,000 crore." -- A Raja

"Greg Chappell asked me to bowl full toss to Miandad on that day in Sharjah." -- Chetan Sharma

"Greg Chappell forced me to elect to field after winning the toss in 1996 World Cup Semi Final." -- Mohammad Azharuddin

"It was Greg Chappell who convinced me to call that press conference on April Fool's day." -- Vivek Oberoi

"It was Greg Chappell who asked me to call Vivek Oberoi 41 times." -- Salman Khan

"Greg Chappell taught all the batsmen in the world how to read my variations." -- Ajantha Mendis

"I paid heed to Greg Chappell's advice just twice. Once in 2007 T20 World Cup Final and next in 2011 World Cup Semi Final." -- Misbah Ul Haq

"Greg Chappell gave me the idea for ICL." -- Subhash Chandra

"Greg Chappell asked me to act in Ram Gopal Varma ki Aag" -- Amitabh Bachchan

"Greg Chappell is my best friend." -- Ijaz Butt

"If not for Greg Chappell, I would not have lost my contract." -- Simon Katich

"Greg Chappell showed us middle finger." -- Kolkatta Crowd

"It was some Chappell who asked me to bowl underarm." -- Trevor Chappell

(Thanks to a very good online friend with whom I got this idea)

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